| Boy ahhh! Your ORD shirts at my shop sold out already!! Faster come and Re-Supply me! ORD LOH! |
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| cORDial is sweet!! ORD loh!! |
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| Better faster stronger cougar!!! Time to Record this down to future generations. REC_ORD this. Lol!!! oRD loh!!!!!! Enjoy enlistment guys! |
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| Q: What did the Char Siew Bao say to the Man Tou?
A: I've Gotta Feeling... |
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| Wife. She belongs in the kitchen. |
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| BJ. Because you can beat your meat, your eggs, AND your wife. But not the BJ. |
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| What doesn’t belong in this list? ▬► ● Meat ● Eggs ● Wife ● BJ |
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| What is more dangerous than a woman driver?
A woman Bus driver. |
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| Cheap Lark Chiong for $2!! |
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| Why do soldiers ranking sergeant and above are full of electricity?
Becuz they like to charge people |
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| I AM FROM PAYA LEBAR AIR BASE AND I ORD LO!!!!!! |
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| When I stand you high kneel. When I high kneel you prone. When I prone you dig shellscrape. ORD LOH!!! |
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| ORD?? Where got time?? End of reservist loh... |
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| You hear, you forget. You see, you blur. You do, you screw it up. This means: You beh kan.
ORD LOH!!!! |
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| one word enlistees hate and commanders love: record. REC-ORD. long way to go recruits! |
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| Meeting up with a group of guys is like being on 1 NTM standby. Within an hour's notice everyone can meet in town. Meeting up with girls however, is like calling for high key ICT. You have to give a few months' notice and even on the day itself, many of them try to "report sick" i.e claim something important popped up. |
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| csm ask 'who's doing this sunday's duty?' I say ORD LOH |
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| hey everybody today
i just wanted to say
my name is billy ho
and i ORD LOH |
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| WHOLE LOT OF YOU KNOCK IT DOWN!!
Sorry sergeant, ord loh! |
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| YOU ALLLL FARKKKING HELLL!!!! Sunday go for Ops still complain? SAF 5 and a half Day work week... the HALF DAY can be any time on your weekend! Ceeee Baiii |
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| Today, I went for my medical appointment. I got there, took out my appointment letter, and realized it was the wrong date. Free off. ORD LOH! |
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| needed to use my OC's ISAC card to do some work. asked him, "Sir, whats your isac card passw-ORD LO! |
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| 4x SAR! Connect! ORD(ing) LOH!! |
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| HEY WHOEVER POSTED LINE #15, YOU MUST BE FROM THE BATTALION THAT BOASTS RSM CHRIS CHER? ORD LOH! |
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| I don't think anyone had the "prestige" to shout ORD LOH~! immediately after falling out from Gaurd Duty! I did... SMLJ!!! ORD LOH!!!! |
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| Yo Mama so Ugly, even Ripley could not believe it. ORD LOH!! Finally!! |
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| Yo Mama so Ugly, the Singapore Government hired her to scare the SHIT out of NeWater! Nehahah!! ORD LOH!!! |
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| MSD coming to do security audit on the week that i ORD. And I'm doing it alone. SMLJ?! |
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| My fren just found out that he tio guard duty on cny.ORD loh! |
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| One of my campmate was going to ORD on a Friday. On Monday, he was charged for insubordination and was scheduled to enter DB the Monday after he ORD. ORD-LOH!!! |
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| Yo Mama is so fat, she has a full season of "Biggest Loser" dedicated just for her. |
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| "You can save money anytime, but you only ORD once" says a wise man.
THAT'S ME HAHAHAHAAH |
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| hey guys! have you seen this? have you heard about this? Tiger Woods just made it a new movie! Its called Crouching Tiger, Swinging GolfClubs. ORDLOH! |
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| YOU CHEEEEEE BYEEEEEEEEEEE |
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| What do you say when you pee into your officer's cup? ORD LOH! |
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| I was doing Guard 3IC in the morning and the formation RSM came in. He shouted at me for improper haircut and demanded for the Guard 3IC to take down my name. I said "sir that's me". ORD LOH! |
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| I tried to suck up to my commander by signing him up for porn, then I realised all the porn sites were blocked! ORD LOH! |
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| What do you call three lawyers up to their neck in sand? Not enough sand. |
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| Yo mama so fat, she can't drive across the bridge due to excess tonnage. ORD LOH! |
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| Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?
Because it was outstanding in the field. |
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| What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?
Santa stopped at 3 Ho's. |
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| hey guys! have you seen this? have you heard about this? Tiger Woods just made it a new movie! Its called Crouching Tiger, Swing GolfClubs. ORDLOH! |
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